I am geek. And the Geek wants out. My brain is a collection of Woody Allen one liners, 80's song lyrics, useless trivia, and brain goo. The brain goo is the most important part because it keeps everything together and makes sure nothing falls out. I review Bad TV shows in my spare time. I'm trying to be a stand up comic. The only movie character I can relate to is Max Fisher from Rushmore.